"An honest whore is less of an insult to humanity than a sanctimonious prig who ignores the truth and fosters error and illusion." - HP Lovecraft, letter to Maurice Moe 1/4/30
" There is a class of men- shadowy, unhappy, unreal-looking men who gather in coffee houses, and play with a desire that dieth not, and a fire that is not quenched. These gather in clubs and play tournaments...but there are others who have the vice who live in country places, in remote situations-curates, schoolmasters, tax collectors-who must nees find some artificial bent for their mental energy."- H.G. Wells, Concerning Chess
A Desire That Dieth Not. wasn't that the title of a rather bad vampire flick on the Bitch Channel?
As far as arificial bent dig this:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/15/human_robot_jigjig_n_marriage_2050_sez_egghead/ A real hoot.
Also :
Rise of the f*cking machines: Arse Elektronika bumps uglies with Web 2.0 (9 October 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/09/arse_elektronika/ US gov in Bill Gates inspired robot probe (22 June 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/22/us_gov_robo_probo_bono/ Robo-rights speculation rubbished by researchers (25 April 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/25/robo_rights_scorn_dustup/ Call goes out for open source teledildonics work (12 March 2007)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/12/sxsw_teledildonics/ Internet embraces teledildonics (18 April 2006)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/18/online_conference/ The dog days of summer have finally turned tits up and died. Good! I can use a break from the hot weather. I am more of a fall person. Time to enjoy the last of the year and slip into my Winter Persona. Time to reread Lovecraft. and anticipate Monster Fest.
A few stray games:
yet another Litvinenko variation:
[Event "Challenge from brownrecluse"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8228637"]
[Date "2007.10.10"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "desnatas"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1286"]
[BlackElo "1326"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. Nc3 f5 4. Bg5 h6 5. Qh5+ Kd7
6. d5 Qe8 7. Bb5+ c6 8. dxc6+ bxc6 9. O-O-O+ Kc7 10. Qxe8 hxg5
11. Qd8+ Kb7 12. Bc4 Nf6 13. Na4 Nbd7 14. Qa5 a6 15. Nc5+ Nxc5
16. Qxc5 e6 17. Qa5 c5 18. f3 g4 19. Ne2 gxf3 20. Nf4 e5
21. Ne6 fxg2 22. Qc7# 1-0
[Event "Challenge from brownrecluse"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8257660"]
[Date "2007.10.09"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "jack96"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1298"]
[BlackElo "1410"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 f6 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nc3 Qe6+ 5. Be2 Qc6
6. Bb5 Bd7 7. Bxc6 Nxc6 8. d5 Nb4 9. Nf3 Bg4 10. a3 Na6
11. O-O O-O-O 12. Bf4 e6 13. Qd4 Bc5 14. Qc4 e5 15. Be3 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Bd6 17. Bxa7 Ne7 18. Nb5 c6 19. Nxd6+ Kd7 20. Nf7
1-0
http://www.virtuallybaroque.com/trak2282.htm Dig The Unholy Three Pawn structure about move 12...
[Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8256924"]
[Date "2007.10.13"]
[Round "-"]
[White "scottvan"]
[Black "brownrecluse"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1323"]
[BlackElo "1298"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f5 3. Nxe5 Nc6 4. Nxc6 dxc6 5. Nc3 Nf6
6. e5 Qe7 7. d4 Nd5 8. Bd2 Be6 9. Bd3 O-O-O 10. O-O Kb8
11. Qe2 h5 12. Bc4 g5 13. Rad1 h4 14. a3 h3 15. Qf3 hxg2
16. Qxg2 f4 17. Qf3 g4 18. Qe4 Qh4 19. Bxd5 Qxh2# 0-1
Still yet another Litvinenko:
[Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8214925"]
[Date "2007.10.13"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "nibs48"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1310"]
[BlackElo "1340"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. Nc3 f5 4. Bg5 h6 5. Qh5+ Kd7
6. d5 Nf6 7. Bxf6 gxf6 8. Qxf5+ Ke8 9. Qg6+ Kd7 10. Bb5+ c6
11. dxc6+ bxc6 12. O-O-O+ Kc7 13. Rxd8 Kxd8 14. Bc4 Bb7 15. Nxe4 Nd7
16. Nf3 Kc7 17. Rd1 Ne5 18. Qf5 Nxc4 19. Qd7+ Kb6 20. Qd4+ Kb5
21. Nc3+ Kb4 22. a3+ 1-0
http://www.virtuallybaroque.com/trak2231.htm ``Sport is a strange animal sometimes,'' England captain Phil Vickery told reporters. ``Today was one of those special days when the underdog rises. That South Africa game was a bitter pill to swallow. We had to bounce back.'' Replace "Sport" with Chess and you have the truest statement ever made. Me I've been sinking for years...
[Event "The blue oyster"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8263830"]
[Date "2007.10.14"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "chava"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1296"]
[BlackElo "1197"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 e6 2. e4 Bb4+ 3. Bd2 Nc6 4. c3 Bd6 5. Nf3 Nge7
6. e5 Nf5 7. exd6 Nxd6 8. Bd3 O-O 9. Bxh7+ Kxh7 10. Ng5+ Kg6
11. Qg4 Qe7 12. Nxe6+ Kf6 13. Bg5+ Kg6 14. Bxe7+ Kh6 15. Qxg7+ Kh5
16. g4# 1-0
[Event "Let's play"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8114513"]
[Date "2007.10.14"]
[Round "-"]
[White "violet78"]
[Black "brownrecluse"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1231"]
[BlackElo "1308"]
[TimeControl "1/604800"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. e5 Qe7
6. c3 Nxe5 7. O-O d5 8. Bb5+ c6 9. Be2 Qd6 10. Re1 Be7
11. Nxe5 Qxe5 12. cxd4 Qd6 13. Nc3 O-O 14. Bf3 Bf5 15. Qe2 Rae8
16. Na4 Bd8 17. Qd1 Ne4 18. Bg4 Bxg4 19. Qxg4 Re6 20. Bf4 Qe7
21. Rac1 Qf6 22. Nc5 Re7 23. Nxb7 Rxb7 24. Be5 Qxf2+ 25. Kh1 Nf6
26. Qc8 Rxb2 27. Bg3 Qxg2# 0-1
one of my better games if I do say so myself:
[Event "Challenge from brownrecluse"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8219699"]
[Date "2007.10.14"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "adun"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1299"]
[BlackElo "1362"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 Nc6 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. d5 Nb4 5. a3 Na6
6. b4 Nf6 7. Bg5 Bf5 8. Bxf6 gxf6 9. f3 e3 10. Bd3 Bg6
11. Qe2 Bh6 12. Nh3 Qd6 13. O-O Nb8 14. Rad1 Nd7 15. Ne4 Qxd5
16. Bc4 Qf5 17. Bd3 Qe6 18. c4 O-O-O 19. f4 f5 20. Nc5 Nxc5
21. bxc5 Bg7 22. Ng5 Qf6 23. Qxe3 Bh6 24. c6 Bxg5 25. Qxa7 bxc6
26. Bxf5+ 1-0
http://www.virtuallybaroque.com/trak2274.htm Usualy I've been showing something else.
[Event "Showing Face"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8256996"]
[Date "2007.10.15"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "ahaa"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1298"]
[BlackElo "1481"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. f4 d6 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Be2 Bxf3
6. Bxf3 Be7 7. d3 O-O 8. O-O exf4 9. Bxf4 Nbd7 10. Qd2 c6
11. Rae1 Ne5 12. d4 Nc4 13. Qe2 b5 14. e5 Nd5 15. Nxd5 cxd5
16. Bxd5 Rc8 17. Be4 d5 18. Bxh7+ Kxh7 19. Qh5+ Kg8 20. Rf3 Rc6
21. Rh3 f6 22. e6 Rxe6 23. Rxe6 Nd6 24. Bh6 Rf7 25. Bxg7 Rxg7
26. Qh8+ Kf7 27. Qxd8 Bxd8 28. Rxd6 Bb6 29. Rd7+ Kf8 30. Rh8+ Rg8
31. Rxg8+ Kxg8 32. Rxd5 b4 33. c3 bxc3 34. bxc3 Kf7 35. c4 Ke6
36. h4 1-0
[Event "Plan 9 From Outer Space"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8037783"]
[Date "2007.10.16"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "tailzoom"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1275"]
[BlackElo "1346"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. Nc3 e5 2. e4 b6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. d4 Bb7 5. Bc4 h6
6. O-O Nf6 7. dxe5 Ng4 8. Bf4 g5 9. Bg3 Bg7 10. h3 Ngxe5
11. Bb5 Ne7 12. Nxe5 c6 13. Bc4 h5 14. Nxf7 Qc8 15. Nd6+ Kd8
16. Nxc8 Kxc8 17. Qf3 h4 18. Qf7 Bf8 19. Qe8# 1-0
[Event "Challenge from brownrecluse"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8256709"]
[Date "2007.10.16"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "jensku"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1298"]
[BlackElo "1358"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. f3 exf3 5. Nxf3 Bf5
6. Bc4 Be4 7. O-O c6 8. Re1 Bd5 9. Bg5 Bxc4 10. Bxf6 gxf6
11. Ne4 Rg8 12. Nxf6# 1-0
http://www.virtuallybaroque.com/trak2084.htm [Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8284992"]
[Date "2007.10.17"]
[Round "-"]
[White "trpimir"]
[Black "brownrecluse"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1241"]
[BlackElo "1296"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Na5
6. Bb5+ c6 7. dxc6 bxc6 8. Ba4 h6 9. Nf3 e4 10. Ne5 Bb7
11. b4 Bd6 12. bxa5 Bxe5 13. c3 O-O 14. Ba3 Re8 15. O-O Rc8
16. Re1 Ng4 17. Rxe4 Bxh2+ 18. Kh1 Nxf2+ 19. Kxh2 Nxd1 20. Bxd1 Rxe4
21. d3 Qh4+ 22. Kg1 Re1# 0-1
And interesting knight Dance:
[Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8284835"]
[Date "2007.10.17"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "richardfallows"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1296"]
[BlackElo "1201"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. Nf3 Nc6 2. d4 Nf6 3. d5 Ne5 4. Nxe5 Ng4 5. Nxg4 d6
6. Ne3 h5 7. Nc3 e5 8. Nc4 b5 9. Nd2 b4 10. Nce4 f5
11. e3 fxe4 12. Nxe4 Bf5 13. Bb5+ Kf7 14. Qf3 g6 15. Bd2 Kg8
16. Bxb4 a6 17. Bd3 Bg4 18. Qf6 Qxf6 19. Nxf6+ Kf7 20. Nxg4 hxg4
21. O-O-O a5 22. Bd2 a4 23. e4 a3 24. b3 Bh6 25. Bxh6 Rxh6
26. h3 c5 27. dxc6 Rc8 28. Bb5 d5 29. exd5 e4 30. hxg4 Rxh1
31. Rxh1 Rd8 32. Rh7+ Kf6 33. c4 g5 34. c7 Rg8 35. Ba6
1-0
[Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8245677"]
[Date "2007.10.17"]
[Round "-"]
[White "web1"]
[Black "brownrecluse"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1170"]
[BlackElo "1318"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. e4 Nc6 2. d4 e5 3. Bb5 Nxd4 4. Bc4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Bc5
6. Bg5 O-O 7. Nd5 Be7 8. Bxf6 Bxf6 9. Qh5 Nxc2+ 10. Kd1 Nxa1
11. Nf3 d6 12. Kd2 c6 13. Nc3 b5 14. Bd3 Be6 15. Rxa1 d5
16. h4 dxe4 17. Ng5 Bxg5+ 18. f4 Qxd3+ 19. Ke1 Bxf4 20. Rd1 Bg3#
0-1
Nimzo's Bitch might turn into my favorite opening!
Another Bogart gambit
[Event "Challenge from marick22"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8195852"]
[Date "2007.10.17"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "marick22"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1332"]
[BlackElo "1186"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 Nf6 2. g4 Nxg4 3. f3 Nf6 4. e4 d6 5. Nc3 c6
6. Be3 Nbd7 7. Qd2 d5 8. e5 Nh5 9. Bd3 e6 10. O-O-O Be7
11. Nh3 f6 12. f4 Nf8 13. Be2 g6 14. Bxh5 gxh5 15. Qe2 h4
16. Qh5+ Ng6 17. Rhg1 Kd7 18. Na4 Qe8 19. Nc5+ Bxc5 20. dxc5 f5
21. Ng5 Nxf4 22. Qxe8+ Rxe8 23. Bxf4 Rh8 24. Nf7 Rf8 25. Nd6 Kc7
26. Rg7+ Bd7 27. Rxh7 Rfg8 28. Rxh4 b6 29. Bd2 a5 30. Rh3 b5
31. Rg3 Rgh8 32. Rg2 b4 33. Rdg1 Bc8 34. Rg2g7+ Kd8 35. Bg5#
1-0
My opponet comes down with a bad case of Dionaeehera!
I told him not to drink the water...
[Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8265478"]
[Date "2007.10.19"]
[Round "-"]
[White "dioneehera"]
[Black "brownrecluse"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1250"]
[BlackElo "1309"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bc5
6. Be3 O-O 7. Nc3 d5 8. exd5 Ne5 9. b3 Nxc4 10. bxc4 Bd7
11. Qd3 Re8 12. Ncb5 a6 13. Nf5 Bxe3 14. fxe3 Ne4 15. d6 Bxf5
16. Nxc7 Qh4+ 17. Kd1 Nf2+ 18. Kd2 Nxd3 19. cxd3 Qf2+ 20. Kc3 Qxe3
21. Nxa8 Qxd3+ 22. Kb4 Qxd6+ 23. c5 Qd4+ 24. Kb3 Re3# 0-1
[Event "Let's play chess"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8204187"]
[Date "2007.10.19"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "distridream1"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1334"]
[BlackElo "1100"]
[TimeControl "1/1209600"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. Nc3 Bf5 4. f3 e6 5. fxe4 Qh4+
6. g3 Qg4 7. Be2 Qg6 8. exf5 Qxf5 9. Bf3 Bb4 10. Bxb7 Bxc3+
11. bxc3 c6 12. Bxa8 Qe4+ 13. Qe2 Qxh1 14. Qf3 Qxg1+ 15. Qf1 Qxh2
16. Bf4 Nd7 17. O-O-O h6 18. Bxc6 Ne7 19. Bxd7+ Kxd7 20. Qb5+ Nc6
21. Qb7+ Ke8 22. Qxc6+ Ke7 23. Qd6+ Kf6 24. Qe5+ Kg6 25. Qe4+ f5
26. Qxe6+ Kh7 27. Qxf5+ g6 28. Qf7# 1-0
Right slugfest this:
[Event "Challenge from fortune42"]
[Site "
http://gameknot.com/chess.pl?bd=8277418"]
[Date "2007.10.19"]
[Round "-"]
[White "brownrecluse"]
[Black "fortune42"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1327"]
[BlackElo "1056"]
[TimeControl "1/259200"]
[Mode "ICS"]
[Termination "normal"]
1. d4 d5 2. e4 e6 3. e5 a6 4. Nf3 h6 5. Bd3 c6
6. Nc3 Bb4 7. Bd2 Nd7 8. a3 Ba5 9. b4 Bb6 10. O-O Ne7
11. Re1 g5 12. Rc1 f5 13. Ne2 f4 14. c4 Ba7 15. cxd5 exd5
16. e6 Nf6 17. Ne5 Bxe6 18. Qc2 O-O 19. Ng6 Nxg6 20. Bxg6 Kg7
21. g3 f3 22. Nc3 Qd6 23. Be3 b5 24. Bf4 gxf4 25. gxf4 Qxf4
26. Kh1 Bxd4 27. Reg1 Ng4 28. Rxg4 Qxg4 29. Rg1 Qxg1+ 30. Kxg1 Rf4
31. Kf1 Bh3+ 32. Ke1 Re8+ 33. Bxe8 Re4+ 34. Nxe4 Bf5 35. Qxc6 Bxe4
36. Qd7+ Kf6 37. Qf7+ Kg5 38. Qe6 Bc3+ 39. Kd1 Kh4 40. Qxh6+ Kg4
41. Bd7+ Bf5 42. h3# 1-0

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